An add for google adsense just popped up as I published that last one. What kind of adds would that post bring up? It's almost worth exploring.

My appalling bathroom habit.

Lots of people has amusing little neuroses about going to the bathroom, but I don't. My bathroom habits are bad. Well, they're not bad in the sense of leaving a mess, but, well, I like to make a lot of noise when I evacuate my bowels. It's just more satisfying to let it rip with all the gas, and liquid, and corn, and foul little gritty bits that make a barrage of kerplunks when they hit the water. And I know it's not a sound people want to listen to over dinner, but hey at least if they do hear it, they'll know to hold off on making that trip to the restroom until the acrid, nose hair curlling gasses have dissipated.

I'm feeling a little bloated after having Mexican food for dinner tonight. I think I'll need my seatbelts for tomorrow morning's honors. Visualize that peoples.

Where I been.
Hey, I finished my first triathlon in 23 years last weekend, and I'm proud to report that I have made progress. I was not the last person out of the water this time, but I was still pretty darn far back there. This meant that I got to pass a lot of people on the bike and run legs, because I am durn near average in those events. (Average, at least, for the people that do this kind of silliness) I stomp the watusi out of the remaining 99.x percent of the population, which would be important if running and biking were like looks, and could actually get me anywhere.

What else? Remodelling the bedrooms for the new kid. Went to San Jose for a weekend. Trying to improve my golf game.