From an email exchange:

~~>Them's fighting words, Varmit !
~~>
~~>I challenge you to a duel. You pick the weapons. Best
~~>transvestite wins.
~~>
Fish slapping at dawn. Choose your salmonid. Non adipose
fin clipped gets an extra whack.

What color bustier are you going to wear? I don't want
to look like no danged idiot.