tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-58476112012-02-16T12:24:57.980-08:00Less Than the Usual AntelopeIn search of the near perfect non sequitur.throckeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16655201298614898702noreply@blogger.comBlogger131100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5847611.post-62198402528231226202010-05-29T10:20:00.000-07:002010-05-29T10:21:06.614-07:00Hello is thing Ron?What Ron is it?throckeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16655201298614898702noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5847611.post-3580255935506072372007-07-26T22:06:00.000-07:002007-07-26T22:07:39.895-07:00An add for google adsense just popped up as I published that last one. What kind of adds would that post bring up? It's almost worth exploring.throckeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16655201298614898702noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5847611.post-23398249660147121102007-07-26T21:51:00.000-07:002007-07-26T22:06:02.660-07:00My appalling bathroom habit.Lots of people has amusing little neuroses about going to the bathroom, but I don't. My bathroom habits are bad. Well, they're not bad in the sense of leaving a mess, but, well, I like to make a lot of noise when I evacuate my bowels. It's just more satisfying to let it rip with all the gas, and liquid, and corn, and foul little gritty bits that make a barrage of throckeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16655201298614898702noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5847611.post-71716832227257145042007-07-16T20:37:00.000-07:002007-07-16T20:49:56.620-07:00Where I been.Hey, I finished my first triathlon in 23 years last weekend, and I'm proud to report that I have made progress. I was not the last person out of the water this time, but I was still pretty darn far back there. This meant that I got to pass a lot of people on the bike and run legs, because I am durn near average in those events. (Average, at least, for the people that do this kind ofthrockeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16655201298614898702noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5847611.post-13289870271210415042007-06-16T06:30:00.000-07:002007-06-16T06:37:36.326-07:00Just when you thought the LOLCATs were enough, we have LOLMetal:Rarrr, indeed.throckeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16655201298614898702noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5847611.post-50914697777304469162007-05-13T22:15:00.000-07:002007-05-14T22:06:37.920-07:00Fun With Expressions You Should Never UseSo we're adopting a child out of the foster care system. Which puts me in contact with a lot of really nice, really sincere, really... earnest folks who are all engaged in what is a really... sensitive time. I mean it's like, you know: Sensitive. And not in a bad way, cause this is some emotional fucking shit, but perhaps the astute reader can sense my throckeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16655201298614898702noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5847611.post-77493826816517204342007-04-18T21:27:00.000-07:002007-04-18T21:44:57.792-07:00These are a Few of my Favorite WordsSpork. I don't know why but the work "spork" just cracks me up. It's so funny I had to buy a titanium spork just to be able to use it in a sentence regularly. For those of you that don't already know, a spork is a combination spoon and fork, typically made of plastic and distributed with the worst sort of fast food, such as a Mashed Potato Bowl from Kentucky throckeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16655201298614898702noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5847611.post-87214437650221020692007-04-17T22:40:00.000-07:002007-04-17T22:48:26.767-07:00InterviewAnd today's guest topic is my interview questions from Paula:1. Who's the sexiest world leader right now?Angelina Jolie. While not technically a world leader, she does have a UN position and moreinfluence than France. She was sexy looking before she decided to make something of her life.Now that she's got a purpose, Oooh la la la. A woman is so much more than tits and a butt.2. What's throckeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16655201298614898702noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5847611.post-23194554462675928632007-04-04T21:32:00.000-07:002008-12-10T08:12:44.087-08:00WinterLast winter was was a bitch, windstorms, snowstorms, torrential rain... but every so often it was really pretty.throckeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16655201298614898702noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5847611.post-12937727280097828842007-03-29T21:13:00.000-07:002008-12-10T08:12:44.271-08:00Clearly, I am too sexy for my cat.throckeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16655201298614898702noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5847611.post-1157515203435032342006-09-05T20:59:00.000-07:002006-09-05T21:00:03.446-07:00Ads you hateI don't watch enough TV to know what's on right now, but my nomination for the worst commercials on radio are the "Paramount Equity Mortgage" spots featuring "Hayes Barnyard" or some such. Dude has a voice that reeks of sleazy, like your stereotypical 70/80's coke dealer. Apparently Hayes thinks refinancing is such a good idea that he'll even pay to have my home appraised. Butthrockeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16655201298614898702noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5847611.post-1157003357527040002006-08-30T21:39:00.000-07:002006-09-05T21:10:56.466-07:00Clown PornSo this idea actually arose several years ago when I was taking a fiction writing series at the UW and someone had a story in which the protagonist is on the grocery store and overhears a couple in the next aisle over arguing about their relationship or something. Anyway protagonist, and us the listening audience, discover that this couple are in fact two clowns in makeup and silly throckeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16655201298614898702noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5847611.post-1064415998516402902003-09-24T08:06:00.000-07:002003-09-24T08:06:38.610-07:00From an email exchange:
~~>Them's fighting words, Varmit !
~~>
~~>I challenge you to a duel. You pick the weapons. Best
~~>transvestite wins.
~~>
Fish slapping at dawn. Choose your salmonid. Non adipose
fin clipped gets an extra whack.
What color bustier are you going to wear? I don't want
to look like no danged idiot.
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